Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Morning Coffee - 7/23/08

Today's morning coffee comes with a slight, check that, major taste of alcohol.



Question - What is .491 Percent?
Answer, the blood alcohol level of a man arrested in Rhode Island on Tuesday. Contrary to popular belief he is not a Kennedy. This guy was .009 percent away from having a fatal blood alcohol level according to the health department...and he was driving a car. One word - idiot.

Wall Street Got Drunk
According to President Bush, "Wall Street got drunk. The question is, how long will it take to sober up?" Not really a big deal but you don't really expect to hear the President using analogies like this. Well, maybe you do...

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