For only $300 you get a $50 Gas Card and...
I actually read this in a direct marketing magazine this morning. Apparently the price of gas is so bad that even brothels are now offering free gas cards as an incentive for customers. Let me get this right: some very hard up loser is sitting in his house, wants sex so bad he can taste it, hears that there is a FREE GAS CARD with every "purchase" at the Shady Lady Ranch so he jumps in his car and pays for a hooker!?!?!? The sad thing is this offer is probably working.
Here is a cat fight to go along with the cat ranch
Apparently Annika Sorenstam and Paula Creamer don't like the fact that Michelle Wie is playing in a PGA Tour event this week. Welcome to the club ladies! She should atleast have to beat the WOMEN in an official event before playing in another MEN'S event. In my humble opinion Michelle Wie could wind up being the most mismanaged athlete of our time. She showed so much promise, yet she has failed to deliver even once.
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