"I am not from Lesbos!"
According to this story a Greek court has ruled that residents of the island of Lesbos do not own exclusive rights to the name "Lesbian". After reading this story I fear that every group of active college fraternity brothers will immediately book their spring break trips to Lesbos to hang with the natives.
Already on a plane to Lesbos...
This story is humiliating if you are an Atlanta Hawks fan. Josh Childress, one of their better players, has left the Hawks to sign with Greek club Olympiakos. Seriously, who would leave the NBA for a Greek team? It is like falling off the basketball radar. Was playing for the Hawks really that bad? No word on if he is looking to "get his freak on" with a visit to Lesbos.
And Mother of the Year goes to...
Brittany Spears! Oh wait a second, we take that back. It goes to this deadbeat mom who left her kids in a running car outside of a bar for 3 hours while she drank and then hooked up. Bar employees found the kids sleeping in the running car outside of the bar at 1:30am. The police took it from there, since the mom had left with a guy from the bar, and managed to track her down at the guys house at 9am. Are you serious? How does she not lose her kids? Way to go mom, I hope getting your itch scratched was worth it.
Back to work!
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